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Copenhagen! Check everyone is downstairs! Lock your doors! Close the curtains! Turn the TV up! The first addition to your xXx bill is ... The Wanking Experience! Really! This is not a joke! The Wanking Experience!  A girly DJ twosome (PHWOAR!) who want nothing more than to party (HUHHHH!) and watch you move while they play together (SCHWING!).

Whether a Wanking Experience DJ set starts off all slow, getting more and more frantic before exploding in a climax of excitement and self loathing or not, we're not sure. We hope so. As you'd might expect from such a name, expect it to be beat-heavy, just not in that way. They promise a sexy blend of electro, commercial, Danish hip hop and 80's and 90's classics. With a bit of luck that'll include 'Beat It', 'Theme from Shaft' and anything by the Teardrop Explodes. Pack your tissues.